In need of a laugh?

[tate]

so i assume most or all of you have seen the new rubberbandits song "horse outside"

here's some guy phoning in to joe. f%~king hilarious. Must be a setup from lads? Right?? Noone could be such a humourless b$&%@#d in real life
http://www.nialler9.com/2010/12/15/list ... llie-odea/

Outraged "that song promoting drug use is a joke"
Rubberbandits "yes it is"

Class. Plus them explaining what art is, the difference between denotation and connotation, context and subtext is fantastic in this philistine anti-intellectual hole that we live in.

the art explanation was sooooo good.

there are so many highlights, i think my two favourites are the way willie o'dea says lampoon and joe referring to the little known rapper 60 cent

[BlueArmyOriginal]

It'd make a great drinking game: Listen to that Liveline clip and down a shot every time you hear 'Lempooooouuuun'
Song and radio clip are hilarious in equal measure! Also really have to say my opinions of Willie O'Dea went up over that.

[Scott]

so i assume most or all of you have seen the new rubberbandits song "horse outside"

here's some guy phoning in to joe. f%~king hilarious. Must be a setup from lads? Right?? Noone could be such a humourless b$&%@#d in real life
http://www.nialler9.com/2010/12/15/list ... llie-odea/

Class. Kid

[Mackman15]

Martin Turner's little ditty on the front of the IT today.
As usual, spot on.

http://irishtimes.newspaperdirect.com/e ... iewer.aspx

[waterboy]

[Mackman15]

For the week that's in it.


Offside Rule Explained for Girls
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The 'opposing' female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,
catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

[tigerburnie]

Good to see the right thing was done and Andy Gray was sacked by Sky. That kind of sexist caveman mentality is just not acceptable in this day and age.












Just hope they replace him with a fit bird with big ?%*!s.

[johng]

Good to see the right thing was done and Andy Gray was sacked by Sky. That kind of sexist caveman mentality is just not acceptable in this day and age.












Just hope they replace him with a fAt bird with big ?%*!s.

I'm beginning to warm to your style Tigerbunnie

What about a list of the tourist hotspots of the city of Leicester?

[Xanthippe]

Good to see the right thing was done and Andy Gray was sacked by Sky. That kind of sexist caveman mentality is just not acceptable in this day and age.












Just hope they replace him with a fAt bird with big ?%*!s.

I'm beginning to warm to your style Tigerbunnie

Kindred spirits?

[tigerburnie]

[quote="johng

Just hope they replace him with a fAt bird with big ?%*!s.[/quote]
I'm beginning to warm to your style Tigerbunnie

What about a list of the tourist hotspots of the city of Leicester?[/quote]

I don't live in the city any more left 20 years ago,I now live in Scotland.I played rugby in the county and was born there,but used to go to Birmingham,Nottingham,Rugby or Loughborough for entertainment.The county has loads of interesting things to see,but the city has the Tigers ground and a bit of old roman wall and that's it,bit of a dump is my lasting memory of the place really.

[simplythebest]

Good to see the right thing was done and Andy Gray was sacked by Sky. That kind of sexist caveman mentality is just not acceptable in this day and age.












Just hope they replace him with a fit bird with big ?%*!s.

[tigerburnie]

My small grandson got lost at the shopping centre, he approached a uniformed security man and said, "I've lost my grandad!"

The man asked,"What's he like?"

The little lad hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Rugby ,fishing and women with big t__s."

[tigerburnie]

Once upon a time ago a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, Will you marry me?

The Princess said, No!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played rugby and dated women half his age and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

[tigerburnie]

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Asda. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Asda has wallets on sale 2.99 each

[tigerburnie]

Geordie was asked if he preferred legs or breasts....


He replied that he had a particular fondness for shaved fannies!!!





He was politely informed that this was not an option
when choosing a KFC bargain bucket

[CRAZYDAVE]

My small grandson got lost at the shopping centre, he approached a uniformed security man and said, "I've lost my grandad!"

The man asked,"What's he like?"

The little lad hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Rugby ,fishing and women with big t__s."

Are you my long lost brother

[gleesonisgod]

Castletown Donkey Derby. I nearly pissed myself!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XtVm8z2 ... ata_player

[StrangeButBlue]

Castletown Donkey Derby. I nearly pissed myself!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XtVm8z2 ... ata_player

And we thought we were so cool in the 90's !

[leinster80]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

[tigerburnie]

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.

Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.