Friday's rant

[Skinfull]

Flu. muscle ache. Runny stuffed nose (how!?) headaches. eyes sore. chest aches, cough, sore throat...this blows. Better be gone by tomorrow or I'll be infecting a middle-upper section of the north stand.

[fourthirtythree]

Winter Vommiting Bug......
Macklady 15 is not in a happy place, Little macklady and i might be occupying the couch come kick off time.

Hmmmm... rehydration sachets are magic you know. They're stoopid expensive for what they are and taste like muck but they really, really work. Alternatively just buy a bunch of gatorade or something, or if you're really cheap some tepid water with salt and sugar in it.

Just a thought. And then Little Macklady can join you at the match to get out of her ma's hair.

[Oldschool]

Winter Vommiting Bug......
Macklady 15 is not in a happy place, Little macklady and i might be occupying the couch come kick off time.

Surely the two of you would be safer in the pub and out of Ms Macklady's way - You (I meant 'She' of course) might even appreciate the break.
Can you program Miss Macklady with an appropriate bribe?

OS I'm trying to work out if your suggestion is from experience or........ a complete lack thereof?

There's a few answers to that.
I'm still alive, aren't I?

[Vamos los azules]

Dropped my mobile phone at the match today during my excitement at one of the tries. It's completely dead and no old handsets in the house as it seemed like a really good idea to recycle them all.

Real pain in the backside now to try to claim on insurance.

[Amz]

George Hamilton's attempts at rugby commentary are infuriatingly bad.

For the highlights of the Ulster game he referred to Ferris as being distinguished by "The black hat" even though there was another Ulster back row player in a black scrum cap. Also referred to them as Leinster on at least one occasion.

I know he'll be covering some of the Six Nations games, just wish someone would give him a crash course in rugby and rugby terminology/team names etc. before it starts.

[Bosco]

Must remember to check college email over the weekend. In for a 9.00 lab that was cancelled

also the pr!*k in the corsa that was doing 40mph between Golden and Boher last night, that needed to slow down when cars were coming against him

[sheepshagger]

Scabs who steal butter from the fridge in the office. . . .FFS a new pack bought last week and half of it gone already

[tate]

Scabs who steal butter from the fridge in the office. . . .FFS a new pack bought last week and half of it gone already

do you think there's an anti-sheepshagger from your office in the friday's rave section of some other forum delighting in the fact they got free butter at work?

[Smeehank]

Aer Lingus cabin crew.

If they f*ck up my trip to Paris this weekend there will be murder.

[sheepshagger]

Scabs who steal butter from the fridge in the office. . . .FFS a new pack bought last week and half of it gone already

do you think there's an anti-sheepshagger from your office in the friday's rave section of some other forum delighting in the fact they got free butter at work?

Possibly - its €1.79 for a tub of butter - FFS buy your focken own ya cheap b$&%@#d/b*tch whoever it is.

[CRAZYDAVE]

Scabs who steal butter from the fridge in the office. . . .FFS a new pack bought last week and half of it gone already

do you think there's an anti-sheepshagger from your office in the friday's rave section of some other forum delighting in the fact they got free butter at work?

Possibly - its €1.79 for a tub of butter - FFS buy your focken own ya cheap b$&%@#d/b*tch whoever it is.

It's probably the only lubricant available, due to all those cutbacks

[Mackman15]

Scabs who steal butter from the fridge in the office. . . .FFS a new pack bought last week and half of it gone already

do you think there's an anti-sheepshagger from your office in the friday's rave section of some other forum delighting in the fact they got free butter at work?

Possibly - its €1.79 for a tub of butter - FFS buy your focken own ya cheap b$&%@#d/b*tch whoever it is.

And you'd have thought Bosco of all people would be used to having someone's hand up his ...................... Never mind.

[Leinsterman]

I've just realised I have a stag, wedding and wedding on the weekends of the HEC quarter final, semi final and to cap it off, the final.

FFS!

[kermischocolate]

The need for certain undergarments to go running. And leaving said garment 40 miles away from the treadmill on which I planned to run. Grrrrrr!

[Scott]

I've just realised I have a stag, wedding and wedding on the weekends of the HEC quarter final, semi final and to cap it off, the final.

FFS!

Ouch. That's a nasty hat trick. I have a wedding the day of the final

[johng]

I've just realised I have a stag, wedding and wedding on the weekends of the HEC quarter final, semi final and to cap it off, the final.

FFS!

Ouch. That's a nasty hat trick. I have a wedding the day of the final

If it's you own wedding, postpone it. If it's someone else's, they'll understand.

[Peg Leg]

My confidence in Brian Cowen!!

[LeRouxIsPHat]

The "All in the scrum" section of the IT on a Monday. It's been steadily getting worse and more boring by the week but the following piece really summed up how pathetic it's become imo. Really baffling that someone thought this was a funny story...and continued to do so as they wrote it.

]GOING COMMANDO: THERE WAS some trepidation at Ravenhill among family members when they heard that Biarritz was going to arrive in Belfast “commando” style.

Hooker Benoit August said before the match that the Basque club would face Ulster with a “commando” attitude.

What the French understand as going “commando” and what the English connotation of the expression means is likely to be entirely separate things.

Britney Spears has “gone commando” on a few of her social occasions and so has the tasteful Paris Hilton and given the French penchant for appearing in tastefully shot nude calendars, nobody was taking any chances.

However, all of the Biarritz players seemed suitably and modestly attired beneath their snug-fitting shorts and thankfully there were no outbreaks of what we understand as going “commando”.

[Scott]

People WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER fedding the trolls

[fourthirtythree]

People WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER fedding the trolls

I think some people are missing some of our regular contributions to several other threads. I mean, the 6N squad SHOULD, normally, be chock full of people living under a bridge. But for some reason they don't have the self-confidence to start trolling.