RoboProp wrote:I do like me a good irrational rant. Read in one of the free papers that PETA were p1ssed off with Barack Obama for swatting a fly. It read like a wind up but it wasn't!
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/06/obama_and_the_f.phpI can understand and agree with PETA being anti-fur etc but a defending a fly?! Dirty little vile b@stards who vomit enzymes onto food as part of their digestive process. F**king disgusting creatures. I'm sure evidence can be given to the importance of the flies role in our ecosystems but if one of them comes into my house and starts fluting about that f**ker is going down. So for being feckin eejits who stick up for flies, PETA get my Friday rate...oh and ginger people with dreadlocks you guys suck too!
I have nothing against insects. Most insects do their thing and go about their day and don't bother me.
I don't want to see them and they don't want to see me and we are mutually happy with this arrangement.
I respect their right to exist and wish these creatures no harm.
But flies!!!!!
F**KING b$&%@#ds!!!!!
Evil little scumbags, the dirty little skangers of the insect world.
They just won't let it be will they?
You're sitting in your living room enjoying a warm day with the windows open on a rare day that you can actually wear shorts in this country. As you're slowly dozing off you sense a presence in the room. A f%~king fly!!!!!
Now you can ignore the noise and continue your slumber but the little b$&%@#d (with his miniture burberry cap) is determined to piss you off no matter what. So he deliberately flies near you and then lands on your bare legs just to piss you off even more. After ten minutes of this, even the f%~king Dalei Lama would be driven homicidal and you seek out the nearest rolled up paper to seek vengence.
The broader insect community look at this despondantly - "look at these scumbag chav insects giving us all a bad name!"
So I propose that in the interests of insect-human relations I suggest the permanent genocide of the fly. These disease ridden b$&%@#ds are no use to man nor beast.
KILL 'EM ALL!!!!