Muppets XV

[simonokeeffe]

what did Saunders do?

Dean Richards can coach the XV, EOS sent in a CV but wasnt considered, and Harryordinary's dad can run on to the pitch

can James Haskell be in there? he just has that English sneering officer class face that 100 years ago would be ordering a colonial village burnt because a native didn;t shine his shoes well enough

[Donny B.]

What did JOC do?

A bit of "drunky-fighty" as the Aussies refer to it

http://www.supersport.com/rugby/article.aspx?Id=1000151

[LeRouxIsPHat]

what did Saunders do?

Dean Richards can coach the XV, EOS sent in a CV but wasnt considered, and Harryordinary's dad can run on to the pitch

can James Haskell be in there? he just has that English sneering officer class face that 100 years ago would be ordering a colonial village burnt because a native didn;t shine his shoes well enough

[simonokeeffe]

Pack starting to take shape:

Paul Doran Jones
Frankie Sheahan (for headbutting an Ireland fan, although could be there just as easily for his punditry!)
Matt Stevens
Justin Harrison
5
James Haskell
Michael Lipman
Adam Powell

Caucinabuca fat enough for pack?
Trevor Brennan arguably as it was off field
Think Ulster had 2 locks Munchin sic and someone else banned for eccies and weed

Indo did one a while back
http://www.independent.ie/sport/rugby/p ... 39611.html

but they included a french player who murdered his wife, so hey lets throw in Bees Roux

[LeRouxIsPHat]

What did JOC do?

A bit of "drunky-fighty" as the Aussies refer to it

http://www.supersport.com/rugby/article.aspx?Id=1000151

Don't think I ever heard about that! I remember hearing about him missing the photo alright, well deserving of a place in the team.

Thanks Donny!

[Donny B.]

Andrew Hore, seal-slayer champ!

[simonokeeffe]

Andrew Hore, seal-slayer champ!

IAF that seal was looking at his bird
plus Hore was canned by Hurricanes for figuring if he skipped the weights session on Wednesdays or something he could get a 2 day drinking binge in each week

[Donny B.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Murd ... gby_union)

This maniac edges out Matt Stevens

[Donny B.]

Basteraud (coffee tables) and Masoe (just handbags in fairness) both have some form too..

[simonokeeffe]

would be apt if Henson failed a fitness test for the team

[enby]

Ryle Nugent can be on commentary with Hook, Austin Healy and Sirrrrr Cliiiiive on the panel. Conor George and Stephen Jones (the Sunday Times one) will be embedded with the panel to give us their unique insights.

Nowadays every team needs to generate a few bob from advertising so we'll go with the crowd responsible for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYmmzI36TJA

[Peg Leg]

EOD for your lock 5 Donny

[TrapperChamonix]

I'll see your latter day team with a pre professional team

1.Colin Smart, prop who drank a bottle of aftershave at a post match dinner in Paris
2.Keith Murdoch, if you can find him
3.Kevin Yates, Bath prop who bit part of opponents ear off.
4.Willie Anderson, troubling times in Buenos Aires for the flag incident
5. Andy Haden, will the Welsh ever forget
6.John Jeffreys ..........Calcultta cup.
7.
8. Deano...........Calcutta Cup
9. William Web Ellis. Picking up the ball, what was he thinking ?
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15. Brian McKechnie. Kicked the points for Andy Haden. Most interestingly a double All Black, 3 years later he was on the receiving end when he was the batsman that Trevor Chappel bowled under arm to.

[Leinster Exile]

So what did Rob Saunders actually do ?

[blockhead]

So what did Rob Saunders actually do ?

Dunno, why?

[Donny B.]

EOD for your lock 5 Donny

Good call.

[Donny B.]

So what did Rob Saunders actually do ?

Only thing I can think is that he failed to find touch off a restart which led to Australia scoring a try in the 1991 World Cup QF. Now it was a mistake but not really enough to qualify him for this company.

Rob Saunders actually had one of the weirdest careers in rugby, even for the amateur days. He made his Ireland debut as captain at the age of 22 but was retired just three years later. Had a beautiful quick pass, which was in sharp contrast to the garbage his main rival Bradley used to spew around the place. Decision-making was suspect though. Apart from that infamous kick, he's probably most famous for running on in his debut punching himself in the torso (presumably to get himself used to contact - sports science has moved on somewhat since then!)

[West Brit]

How deos Campese not get a spot on the wing for every word he's uttered since he's retired? Ali Williams for every haka that he's ever done deserves a spot in the pack and Eliota Fuimaono-Sapolu deserves a place as media officer if he doesn't get a place in the centres.

[Donny B.]

How deos Campese not get a spot on the wing for every word he's uttered since he's retired? Ali Williams for every haka that he's ever done deserves a spot in the pack and Eliota Fuimaono-Sapolu deserves a place as media officer if he doesn't get a place in the centres.

He's a first-rate muppet alright

[blockhead]

What about Neil Francis, didn't he give us the "ladyboy" tag?