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Re: Michael Bent

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simonokeeffe wrote:
domhnallj wrote:I'm working on a haiku chant.

Benty benty is sort of like bently
you do not look like one
except for your arse
thats the catchiest thing since Ebola
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fourthirtythree wrote:
blockhead wrote:Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine,
You blow my mind,
Hey Mickey!
Hey Mickey!

?
Do you know what that song is actually about?


answer is no obviously! It's not remotely innocent shall we say...
Blowjobs?
You know I'm going to lose,
And gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live FOREVER!

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blockhead wrote:
fourthirtythree wrote:
blockhead wrote:Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine,
You blow my mind,
Hey Mickey!
Hey Mickey!

?
Do you know what that song is actually about?


answer is no obviously! It's not remotely innocent shall we say...
Blowjobs?
It doesn't take too much analysis :wink:
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Show Spoiler:
no. It's a cheerleader fancying one of the players - probably basketball as she said it was meant to evoke the sounds of cheerleading in a sports hall - only he's gay so she offers him anal sex to turn him! Any way you want, Mickey, I'll take it like a man...,
Mucky stuff inside spoiler.
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You know I'm going to lose,
And gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live FOREVER!

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The scary bit is..... that wasn't their most embarrassing song. Not even top 5.

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johng wrote:The scary bit is..... that wasn't their most embarrassing song. Not even top 5.
Jaysus they hardly had over 5 hits!!! Did they?

"Some Girls (Will}" has to be up there on the cringe-metre.

Christ, for every brilliant pop song in the late seventies like "Wuthering Heights" there was a "Brown Girl in the Ring".... :(
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artaneboy wrote: "Brown Girl in the Ring".... :(
Now you know what that song was about? "Looks like a sugar in the plum (ing)"

"Show me a motion la la la la la"

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Poor old Michael Bent. This is what his thread has come to. :(

He's having a great season though.

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johng wrote:
artaneboy wrote: "Brown Girl in the Ring".... :(
Now you know what that song was about? "Looks like a sugar in the plum (ing)"

"Show me a motion la la la la la"
Carribean children's folk song innit?


I was one of those calling for Bent to start ahead of McGrath before the point became moot.
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Re: Michael Bent

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johng wrote:

Poor old Michael Bent. This is what his thread has come to. :(

He's having a great season though.
Some of us went to some effort to bring culture to this thread but O' Keefe ruined it.
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simonokeeffe wrote:Image
Touché :happy clapper:
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and hearty congratulations on his call up, move over Rodney
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move over Rodney
Rodney played himself of of an Irish place with his worst performance of the season against a good Exeter side. When the Connacht 3rd choice prop came on and did a better job than him you knew Schmidt wasn't going to pick him.

Really happy for Bent though well deserved.

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Michael Bent

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Went looking back through the pages to find Michael Bent's thread to highlight how he is putting in some big performances that are largely going unnoticed and guess what, couldn't find a Michaël Bent thread!

OK I gave up looking after 10 pages (Niall Morris retires era) and there must have been some commentary when he came over first but has he really been flying under the radar for so long?

Anyway, he got my vote for Player of the Month. :clap:
The odds are good but the goods are odd.

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outcast eddie wrote:
November 5th, 2020, 3:29 pm
Went looking back through the pages to find Michael Bent's thread to highlight how he is putting in some big performances that are largely going unnoticed and guess what, couldn't find a Michaël Bent thread!

OK I gave up looking after 10 pages (Niall Morris retires era) and there must have been some commentary when he came over first but has he really been flying under the radar for so long?

Anyway, he got my vote for Player of the Month. :clap:

Here you go - hasn't been used since 2015! viewtopic.php?f=2&t=22224&start=80
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5 years on he is entering leinster cult hero status for me, nearing 150 caps for Leinster too.

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Re: Michael Bent

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Xanthippe wrote:
November 5th, 2020, 3:36 pm
outcast eddie wrote:
November 5th, 2020, 3:29 pm
Went looking back through the pages to find Michael Bent's thread to highlight how he is putting in some big performances that are largely going unnoticed and guess what, couldn't find a Michaël Bent thread!

OK I gave up looking after 10 pages (Niall Morris retires era) and there must have been some commentary when he came over first but has he really been flying under the radar for so long?

Anyway, he got my vote for Player of the Month. :clap:

Here you go - hasn't been used since 2015! viewtopic.php?f=2&t=22224&start=80
Merci. :)
The odds are good but the goods are odd.

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