West Ham United

[Kaiser Chief]

[Hammerhead]

"Shame you guys can't repeat the trick today,.."

We thought we would give the Gooners a helping hand in the title race!

[Sarphil]

"Shame you guys can't repeat the trick today,.."

We thought we would give the Gooners a helping hand in the title race!

Would you say you hate Liverpool more than Millwall, Hammerhead?

[Admiral Badger]

Where are all you people coming from?

[sarah_lennon]

Where are all you people coming from?

Getting a bit crowded?

[Sarphil]

Where are all you people coming from?

Do you mean geographically, spiritually or idealogically?

[Kaiser Chief]

Where are all you people coming from?

Come on mate, you don't fool us! And 'idealogically', wtf!?

[Hammerhead]

"Shame you guys can't repeat the trick today,.."

We thought we would give the Gooners a helping hand in the title race!

Would you say you hate Liverpool more than Millwall, Hammerhead?

Eh ... just a bit! How about you?

[Sarphil]

"Shame you guys can't repeat the trick today,.."

We thought we would give the Gooners a helping hand in the title race!

Would you say you hate Liverpool more than Millwall, Hammerhead?

Eh ... just a bit! How about you?

Well, you know me, I don't hate anybody . But a bad winner I cannot stand. Liverpool and Munster supporters have more in common than just the red jersey at times

[Eve]

Where are all you people coming from?

Are you hearing the voices again? Must get a little crowded in your head sometimes alright.

[Admiral Badger]

Where are all you people coming from?

Are you hearing the voices again? Must get a little crowded in your head sometimes alright.

For once, just this once, in the words of Gerry Conlon, I am an innocent mon.

[Sarphil]

Tony Gale is innocent.

[Hammerhead]

There's only one McAvennie!

[Admiral Badger]

Rob Greens Gloves yesterday......

[Leinster Zulu]

Fad'll do nicely!

[Kaiser Chief]

Rob Greens Gloves yesterday......

England's number FOUR more like!

[Donny B.]

From the Fiver:

Alan Curbishley is usually in hibernation at this time of the year, lowering his body temperature and metabolic rate to conserve energy until August, when he scuttles out from under the desk in his office and spends a couple of months frantically foraging for points. But this year he has risen from his slumber early. Not to tell his West Ham United team how to play football properly - that would be the most futile sporadic euthermic arousal in the history of all nature - but to take a pop at the fourth estate, who in the last few weeks have betrayed their blatant anti-Hammers bias by repeatedly printing the phrase "West Ham 0" next to a large number four.

"When I talk to TV and radio," drawled a very sleepy looking Curbishley, who was being propped up from behind by a big stick, "I know exactly what is being said and what is going out there." His eyelids hanging heavy, the West Ham boss then explained that his main beef is with newspaper journalists: "No disrespect to them, but sometimes the turned around gets written stuff." Well really, how dare he make such a baseless accusation?

It was at this point that Curbishley powered down completely, and the remainder of the interview had to be completed with the assistance of Jim Henson's Creature Shop. "A source here, a source there, it becomes a bit tiresome really," continued football's first-ever animatronics-assisted rant. "They don't make the headlines up, but certainly there are one or two agendas out there," he added, referring to reports claiming he is aloof, unpopular, almost always asleep and occasionally operated by puppeteers. "I have to pinch myself sometimes to see where we are in the league," concluded Curbishley, not bothering to add that in order to check on West Ham's mid-table position, he has to set two alarm clocks and book a wake-up call as well.

[Admiral Badger]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 56,00.html

Some sort of European transfer market genius apparently

[Admiral Badger]

I despair for the lad, I really do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9RwpHhBohY

[sarah_lennon]

Another myth put to bed then